Sunday, December 12, 2010

Sale Rack, Wha??



Get ready to sing, get ready to dance, get ready to toss your cookies! It's Kidz Bop 5000 and its new friend, Kidz Bop Halloween Party...on the sale rack! Okay, okay, this is ONLY the 18th version, but hey, it might as well be. For almost 10 years, the Kidz Bop, LLC. has cranked out countless pop song covers performed by tots and  it's still going strong. 10.5 million kids party like rockstars to Nickelback, Britney Spears and even, Whitney Houston. Boy, that's quite a list of role models for today's kids to idolize. Totally dude.

Reindeer Games

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Monday, November 15, 2010

Coco Chanel just rolled over in her grave



Meet the world's youngest fashion designer, 11-year-old Cecilia Cassini. At the ripe old age of 6, this poor soul was forced to use hair bands to tighten her dresses (?!) and out of desperate need, began designing her own winged looks.  Naming Diane von Furstenburg as an idol, Cassini has hosted her own trunk shows and appeared on the Today Show. Good heavens, someone please stop this plague. It's spreading fast! Okay, okay, let's at least hire a speech coach. And um, like, yeah, and do it fast, before that shiny thing on her head like, eats the rest of her brain.

Thursday, November 11, 2010

I think I'm in love..with an app

Totally geeking-out over this ridiculous new event planning app, Super Planner. A pocket-sized event planner's dream, Super Planner is essential for industry calculations, simplifying tasks like staffing and catering, to projection and audio according to room layout. The app also offers plenty of tips and tricks from industry leader, Howard Givner, to guide one through the process. Neat. Priced at $9.99, my guess is this little investment would pay for itself 10-fold in avoiding careless mathematical mistakes and hey, may even save a few jobs.

Monday, October 25, 2010

Election Blunders and Hilarity Ensue

One week to go folks! I know, I know, you can hardly wait to get your hands on that ballot. November 2nd quickly approaches and we wonder, what will happen to our state governments? Will the good conqueror or will 4 years of doom commence? No matter how you view the good, bad or the ugly, know this: next Tuesday will come and go, but these little gems will stay forever in our hearts.

New Mexico Governor candidate Diane Denish engaged in a heated debate against her opponent Suzanne Martinez over misappropriated state funds and finds herself between a rock and a hard place.



Yeah, that happened. And in Texas, incumbent Rick Perry is engaged in a tense battle with opponent Bill White for the gubernatorial seat. In an attempt to engage voters, 'Pretty Ricky' (aka John Lewis Puff) shares his views and track record as Texas Governor.

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Victoria's Secret is Recession-friendly!

Today, Victoria’s Secret unveiled this year’s extravagant holiday gift, the Bombshell Fantasy Bra, in an effort to boost PR and sales surrounding the company’s annual fashion show.  VS Veteran Adriana Lima trotted around Soho in a blue satin ball gown cut to showcase the $2 million dollar diamond, sapphire and topaz-encrusted bra that weighs a whopping 142 carats.  $2 million smackers might make jaws drop, but this season’s fantasy bra is the 2nd least expensive offering since the product’s inception in 1996.  The price tag is down from the high in 2000 of $15 million for the  lingerie Gisele Bundchen modeled, which earned its’ place in the Guinness Book of World Records as the most expensive  lingerie ever created . The real secret is, only 2 of the 14 bras created have found buyers, but hey, at least the company is making a valiant effort to cut back in the midst of a recession.  And with such a deep discount at $2 million, why not indulge your lady?

Monday, October 18, 2010

Mid-term elections get ugly, entertaining

It's the most wonderful time of the year. A chill in the air, pumpkins on door steps and political ads rule the airwaves. As the first Tuesday in November quickly approaches, claws come out in the form of attack ads as candidates scramble to make last minute impressions upon voters. Grab some popcorn, this is getting interesting.

In Kentucky, recent attack ads against Rep. Senate candidate Rand Paul from Dem. candidate Jack Conway claim Paul was a member of a secret society in college who falsely imprisoned an annoumous source and forced her to bow to 'aqua buddha.' Conway is positioned in the ad as a 'pro-life Christian' who questions Paul's religious beliefs and background. Paul argued in a debate at the University of Kentucky Friday, the nation has far greater problems than his religious beliefs and asks for returned focus to the issues. Paul's attack ads feature an Obama impersonator voice-over proclaiming Conway is one whom he can count on for more spending, higher debt, bigger government and higher taxes. Conway is positioned as an Obama insider, one who even has a photo pop up on the president's Blackberry for incoming calls.

I wouldn't call these 'best of' by any means, but boy are they entertaining. Happy voting Kentucky!