Coco Chanel just rolled over in her grave

Meet the world's youngest fashion designer, 11-year-old Cecilia Cassini. At the ripe old age of 6, this poor soul was forced to use hair bands to tighten her dresses (?!) and out of desperate need, began designing her own winged looks.  Naming Diane von Furstenburg as an idol, Cassini has hosted her own trunk shows and appeared on the Today Show. Good heavens, someone please stop this plague. It's spreading fast! Okay, okay, let's at least hire a speech coach. And um, like, yeah, and do it fast, before that shiny thing on her head like, eats the rest of her brain.